Doug: yeah dude i heard about that sign on the radio
Christopher: dude i’m gonna break all of religion and philosophy down for you real quick
with one simple analogy
Doug: ok lay it on me
Christopher: we are to god as lolcats are to us.
Doug: interesting perspective
please elaborate
Christopher: we’re just here for the lulz
it’s pretty egotistical for us to think that we’re the center of god’s universe
god logs in in the AM
pulls up the earth rss feed
Doug: ha
i mean
yea
Christopher: gets a couple lols
then he’s got other shit to do.
Doug: what if he’s managing like 50 other planets
Christopher: EXACTLY
our god, is probably only a middle manager god at BEST
Doug: exactly
he has to report to his boss
Christopher: he’s just workin 9-5 for some other asshole god
Doug: they have monday morning conference calls
he provides some of the highlights from the weekend
Christopher: so god, what do you have to report…
oh nothing, humans still think they take up more space than anything. war’s going good. the xm sirius merger looks like it’ll go through, so we’re expecting a nice upgrade in our satellite radio service.
oh, and apparently, it’s now popular and trendy for two humans of the same sex to kiss
it’s the funniest thing really
a whole bunch of other humans think it matters
don’t worry, i’m gonna cast a bunch of them to hell, but i won’t let any of them know who
fwd: banker man denies your loan
that one gets me every time
Doug: CEO god: “ok good good… because I really like that all Elvis channel that Sirius has. But we gotta have XM up here so I can get O&A. But yeah, go ahead and banish a few of the kissing girls… but uh, choose some of the less attractive ones. Let’s see if we can’t steer this trend a little bit.”
Christopher: um CEO God..
i worked late over the weekend
Doug: yea
Christopher: and i’m still got a lot of hours saved up from creating the planet and all that
it took like 7 days, i totally put in some overtime that weekend
i was thinking i might take a little vacay
Doug: oh… yeah… you know… actually… that reminds me…
i’m going to be out the rest of this week, the mrs. and I are heading out of town for a bit
so you know how to reach me
and yeah… I think that wraps things up here
Christopher: ok well i’m gonna take a few days off, get out someplace exotic…
CEO god: what are you thinking, like Cuba?
god: i dunno i’ll probably just create somewhere awesome to go considering I’M EFFING GOD.
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So you like to eat out in the city.
You've got a few websites you like to check out
chowhound
dcist
you even hit up a few foodblogs in the area once in a while
dcfoodies
metrocurean
eat drink dc
but i must tip you off to a new site i just found out about today,
Don Rockwell
the guy seems to have pretty solid connections in the food biz around here. Just today he tipped off the forums that Gordon Ramsay is taking over the restaurant at the Ritz Carlton in Tysons II
Michael Landrum (yes that one, of Ray's the Steaks) even posts there.
oh and he has CLIPSE in his signature, how fucking cool is that!?!
You've got a few websites you like to check out
chowhound
dcist
you even hit up a few foodblogs in the area once in a while
dcfoodies
metrocurean
eat drink dc
but i must tip you off to a new site i just found out about today,
Don Rockwell
the guy seems to have pretty solid connections in the food biz around here. Just today he tipped off the forums that Gordon Ramsay is taking over the restaurant at the Ritz Carlton in Tysons II
Michael Landrum (yes that one, of Ray's the Steaks) even posts there.
oh and he has CLIPSE in his signature, how fucking cool is that!?!
The following was posted on Craigslist, and then the video is a summary of the responses:
Reply to: pers-797553262@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-08-15, 12:15AM PDT
I'm a pretty normal girl. I grew up with two Christian parents, went to Catholic school, and graduated from UCLA. I'm 24, slim, and blonde, with green eyes. I've been in two long term relationships; one didn't work out because he had to move for work, but I had to finish school. The other didn't work because he was kind of a jerk.
It's been a few months and now I'm single and ready to mingle. Here's the thing, though. There's something I've always wanted to try. I was thinking one night, I would take you out and we'd get a drink, maybe have a nice dinner. And then you'd come back to my place and we'd sit on my couch, cuddle a little. Then I'd kiss you, or you'd kiss me. We start to get more and more passionate and then head back into my bedroom. I'd push you down on my bed and get on top of you. We'd shed our clothes quickly while still kissing passionately until we're both completely naked. Then, I would take a shit on your stomach. Your dick would grow harder and then we'd fuck until we both come, intensely, at the same time. We'd relax for awhile in my bed and you would feel free to stay over, or leave whenever you wished.
Does this sound good to you? Shoot me a message. Only serious replies please.
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Funny, young, sexy girl ready for some fun. - w4m - 24 (SFV)
Reply to: pers-797553262@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-08-15, 12:15AM PDT
I'm a pretty normal girl. I grew up with two Christian parents, went to Catholic school, and graduated from UCLA. I'm 24, slim, and blonde, with green eyes. I've been in two long term relationships; one didn't work out because he had to move for work, but I had to finish school. The other didn't work because he was kind of a jerk.
It's been a few months and now I'm single and ready to mingle. Here's the thing, though. There's something I've always wanted to try. I was thinking one night, I would take you out and we'd get a drink, maybe have a nice dinner. And then you'd come back to my place and we'd sit on my couch, cuddle a little. Then I'd kiss you, or you'd kiss me. We start to get more and more passionate and then head back into my bedroom. I'd push you down on my bed and get on top of you. We'd shed our clothes quickly while still kissing passionately until we're both completely naked. Then, I would take a shit on your stomach. Your dick would grow harder and then we'd fuck until we both come, intensely, at the same time. We'd relax for awhile in my bed and you would feel free to stay over, or leave whenever you wished.
Does this sound good to you? Shoot me a message. Only serious replies please.
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