December 2007 Archives

Framin O.J. !

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So over the duration, this doesnt make sense, but just read it line for line, it's fun.

SpyForCommunists (10:25:06 AM):
Framin OJ, pass it on.
scrummy757 (10:25:16 AM): it's just too good.
SpyForCommunists (10:25:29 AM): Hahaha
scrummy757 (10:25:51 AM): ok, we've got the whole country in on it so far
scrummy757 (10:25:52 AM): almost
scrummy757 (10:25:59 AM): 1% still believe he's innocent
scrummy757 (10:26:15 AM): let's ghostwrite a book called "if I did it, here's how it happened"
SpyForCommunists (10:26:22 AM): Hahaha.
SpyForCommunists (10:26:43 AM): And then the Goldmans will rename it "Confessions of a double murderer".
SpyForCommunists (10:26:46 AM): That should do it for sure.
scrummy757 (10:27:31 AM): while you and i retain the only proof of what really happened
scrummy757 (10:27:40 AM): we are the only ones that know the truth
scrummy757 (10:27:47 AM): that during the time of the murders
SpyForCommunists (10:27:48 AM): You get Jack Ruby to kill your patsy. That's good because dead men don't talk.
scrummy757 (10:27:52 AM): OJ was really out...
scrummy757 (10:27:59 AM): ...searching for the real killer.
scrummy757 (10:28:14 AM): sure he was trying to find someone to pay to have them killed but got beat to the punch
scrummy757 (10:28:19 AM): WHICH IS WHY WE HAVE TO FRAME HIM
SpyForCommunists (10:28:30 AM): Hahaha.
SpyForCommunists (10:28:36 AM): Justice demands it.
scrummy757 (10:28:43 AM): well
scrummy757 (10:28:58 AM): it really is just too good
scrummy757 (10:29:05 AM): did you see the naked gun movies?
scrummy757 (10:29:17 AM): he killed!
scrummy757 (10:29:32 AM): audiences were slain across the nation
SpyForCommunists (10:29:43 AM): Hahahaha
scrummy757 (10:31:08 AM): We will ensure that noone remembers his 2000 yd rushing seasons with the buffallo bills
scrummy757 (10:31:16 AM): that they only remember his DOUBLE MURDER
SpyForCommunists (10:31:41 AM): Hahaha, it's funny because it's true.

My kids will also be british.


om nom nom nom.
Since getting all the hot-sauce for Christmas, I decided to start posting the recipes I come up with to cook this stuff up. Here's what I made today.

  • 1 box tri-color rotini
  • 1/3 jar alfredo sauce
  • 1/3 jar tomato sauce
  • 3 tablespoons ground red pepper
  • 2 cups frozen peeled tailless shrimp
  • vidalia onion and peach hot sauce
  • parmesan cheese

Thaw the shrimp under running water in a collander, boil the pasta in a large pot. In a saucepan on medium heat, add the crushed peppers until steaming. Then add the alfredo sauce, and the tomato sauce. Then stir in the hot sauce; a shake or two is good, or you can kick it up a notch. When the sauce is starting to boil, set the pot to warm and add the shrimp. Spoon the sauce over the pasta and garnish with parmesan cheese.

Mouth as Eyes

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I added the Flickr Photostream over on the left to display pics from my flickr account. I might change it around to show the latest pics added, but for now it shows ones that I've tagged and want to display. The cool thing about this is that I can take pics and upload from anywhere and they'll automatically start showing up here at The Gospel.

Alvin and the Chipmunks

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So part of having a girlfriend is going to see the corny  animated flicks, which this time around ended up being pretty ok. Better than I expected at least. David Cross is the sole reason to see this movie, and granted you will have to tolerate quite a bit of annoyance to enjoy the good parts. But whatever, you can handle it, and don't even tell me you didn't love the chipmunks as a kid.

Karen's movie review: "It was really cute!!"

Now I get to pick the next movie, except I'll probably end up wasting that pick on Kung Fu Panda...

Near Miss

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So I was working on the site layout today and I nearly killed the whole thing. This site is driven on some complex code and is very volatile it turns out. I'm going to have to pay close attention to what I hack together on here and also keep good backups. I'm just glad I got it looking pretty again.  New features to come tomorrow.

Awesome Wii Hack

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Johnny Lee is an amazing talent in computer science and has been hacking the wii to make it show it's full gaming potential. Check out his latest project.

Head down to the mall and watch the kids who just got a pair of those heelie shoes with wheels bust their asses since they haven't learn how to walk again. I walked in the food court for lunch today and it was like a freakin ice rink in there. Little bastards hangin onto their moms as they fell all over the place. Hilarious.


almost as good as this jackass:

Stay Saucy

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My family has this thing, where if you ask for something for christmas, they just take it to the extreme, I assume simply to fuck with me. I asked for a bottle or two of unique hot sauce. This is what I got. If you include the salsas, the total count is 75.

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Sometimes, ok quite often, I will read the personal ads on Craig's List because I'm fascinated by the crap that people come up with to try to attract a mate. However when I saw this ad, I had to respond.
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Can a girl have preferences???

To all of the short guys with crappy jobs save your hate mail....most women do not find you attractive...I am no different.

I am looking for a nice guy to meet me at happy hour. This is a one shot deal so do not waste your time asking if I can hang out any other time. Thursday,happy hour. I know you think I am pretty and you just had to drop me a line but you can't make it so can we blah blah blah....Not interested.

So here is what I am looking for:

If you do not make 6 figures I will not respect you. Save your hate mail I know I am shallow. I want a successful man...I measure your success by the size of you checkbook. Again, I understand this is shallow. But six figures is not asking much.

If you are not at least 6'1 don't bother...sorry I do not like short guys. The thought makes my skin crawl. Don't blame me...most women feel the same way. But there are some who do not....find one of them. I need a man I can look up to and I wear heels. I need a man who commands respect with his very presence......sorry, but a guy who is 5'7 and wearing cowboy boots is still 5'7. yuck.

Under 55

Nice teeth

Nice car

Some celebs I find attractive are: Russ Crowe, Wil Smith, Tom Brady, Hugh Grant. Some that I don't, Mickey Rooney, Tom Cruise and Alf .


So if you are up for this send me your pic and if you do not repulse me, I will respond....no pic no response.

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This is a direct copy paste from her post, continue after the jump to read my response.

10:30 christmas morning and I've just spent the past 2 hours installing my new Sirius radio in the 'stang. It was pretty straightforward, i was able to get all the way through without the use of the manual. =] Then a quick call to Ratesh at customer service and it was activated and bumpin. Big shout outs to Ratesh for workin the call center on christmas day. Have yourself an eggnog or 12 while you take the rest of the calls today.  Highlight from Christmas eve: My 22 year old male cousin got a vintage tamagotchi toy. How many car crashes were caused by crazy people trying to feed, bathe, and punish their super-trendy 'virtual pets' for 24 hours a day? Lil sis nabbed me a sweet Sushi set along with Iron Chef Morimoto's cook-book. I'm so pumped to try out some of those recipes, they look simply amazing. Pops is on the way, so I have to go snack on a some more vittles  be for we get into the gifts thing with this side of the fam. Then I'm gonna hit the road back up to Nova to see my girl and her fam. Happy holidays folks!

Must. Have. Bacon.

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So last night, Angela came to visit and we went to Dremos to put away beers and play some shuffleboard. We had a great time and were pretty sauced by the end of the night. So this morning we hopped over for some brunch at Ragtime and it was a total laugh riot. Jonny was in not-so-rare form as he's always freakin hilarious. I went to flick a little creamer cup at him, but instead of it flying towards him, it explodes and creamer shoots all over his face like a moneyshot.  This was right as the waitress walked up and instead of getting pissed off she was just like oooooooooooooook you're cut off. How cool is that? She got a sweet tip for putting up with our shit. Karen just finished wrapping my christmas presents because I am completely incapable of making them look good when I do it. In a little bit I'll head down to 757 to hang out w/ the fam damnly and my crew.  If I don't see ya, have a blessed holiday. Peace.

Now we're gettin somewhere

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Looks like I've got most of the kinks worked out so far, so I'm pleased about that. While troubleshooting my problems I've learned a little bit about the potential resurrection of the last "dead" scrummyweb. I have backups of all the entries, but I'm not sure if I have the actual database that is used to build the site from the entry records. If I'm going to import the old entries into this new site, I'll likely need to find the database or else it's going to be an arduous task of importing all 700 or so entries one by one, if that's even possible. I may have to hire a slave intern to help out with that. Apply now! You will be payed in Bud Light.

Scrummyweb returns

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the new site is on the way.

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