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    <title>hiatus</title>
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    <published>2008-11-23T21:18:58Z</published>
    <updated>2008-11-23T21:21:17Z</updated>

    <summary>yea, so I don&apos;t really blog about myself anymore. I let other people blog about me now. if you&apos;re a blogger and need any content, just come on by, we&apos;ll have a few drinks and you can type or whatever.I&apos;m not sure how long i&apos;ll keep the site, it&apos;s pretty affordable hosting and all. So it&apos;ll stay up til whenever.be good.-scrums...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[yea, so I don't really blog about myself anymore. I let other people blog about me now. if you're a blogger and need any content, just come on by, we'll have a few drinks and you can type or whatever.<br /><br />I'm not sure how long i'll keep the site, it's pretty affordable hosting and all. So it'll stay up til whenever.<br /><br />be good.<br />-scrums<br /> ]]>
        
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    <title>The Ultimate Boeing 747 Gambit - Prologue</title>
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    <published>2008-09-10T17:03:32Z</published>
    <updated>2008-09-10T17:12:29Z</updated>

    <summary>Dawkins&apos; name for the statistical demonstration that God almost certainly does not exist is the Ultimate Boeing 747 gambit. This is an allusion to Hoyle&apos;s fallacy. Fred Hoyle reportedly stated that the &quot;probability of life originating on Earth is no greater than the chance that a hurricane, sweeping through a scrapyard, would have the luck to assemble a Boeing 747.&quot;</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<div><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); text-decoration: underline;"><form mt:asset-id="43" class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image"><img alt="kissedgirl.jpg" src="http://scrummyweb.com/images/kissedgirl.jpg" width="320" height="240" class="mt-image-left" style="float: left; margin: 0 20px 20px 0;" /></span></span></form></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px; white-space: pre-wrap; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Doug</span>: yeah dude i heard about that sign on the radio
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Christopher</span>: dude i’m gonna break all of religion and philosophy down for you real quick
with one simple analogy
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Doug</span>: ok lay it on me
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Christopher</span>: we are to god as lolcats are to us.
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Doug</span>: interesting perspective
please elaborate
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Christopher</span>: we’re just here for the lulz
it’s pretty egotistical for us to think that we’re the center of god’s universe
god logs in in the AM
pulls up the earth rss feed
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Doug</span>: ha
i mean
yea
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Christopher</span>: gets a couple lols
then he’s got other shit to do.
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Doug</span>: what if he’s managing like 50 other planets
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Christopher</span>: EXACTLY
our god, is probably only a middle manager god at BEST
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Doug</span>: exactly
he has to report to his boss
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Christopher</span>: he’s just workin 9-5 for some other asshole god
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Doug</span>: they have monday morning conference calls
he provides some of the highlights from the weekend
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Christopher</span>: so god, what do you have to report…
oh nothing, humans still think they take up more space than anything. war’s going good. the xm sirius merger looks like it’ll go through, so we’re expecting a nice upgrade in our satellite radio service.
oh, and apparently, it’s now popular and trendy for two humans of the same sex to kiss
it’s the funniest thing really
a whole bunch of other humans think it matters
don’t worry, i’m gonna cast a bunch of them to hell, but i won’t let any of them know who
fwd: banker man denies your loan
that one gets me every time
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Doug</span>: CEO god: “ok good good… because I really like that all Elvis channel that Sirius has. But we gotta have XM up here so I can get O&amp;amp;A. But yeah, go ahead and banish a few of the kissing girls… but uh, choose some of the less attractive ones. Let’s see if we can’t steer this trend a little bit.”
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Christopher</span>: um CEO God..
i worked late over the weekend
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Doug</span>: yea
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Christopher</span>: and i’m still got a lot of hours saved up from creating the planet and all that
it took like 7 days, i totally put in some overtime that weekend
i was thinking i might take a little vacay
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Doug</span>: oh… yeah… you know… actually… that reminds me…
i’m going to be out the rest of this week, the mrs. and I are heading out of town for a bit
so you know how to reach me
and yeah… I think that wraps things up here
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Christopher</span>: ok well i’m gonna take a few days off, get out someplace exotic…
CEO god: what are you thinking, like Cuba?
god: i dunno i’ll probably just create somewhere awesome to go considering I’M EFFING GOD.

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    <title>cover song of the day</title>
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    <published>2008-09-09T17:52:02Z</published>
    <updated>2008-09-09T17:53:29Z</updated>

    <summary> the exies - once in a lifetime ...</summary>
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    <title>DC eats on the web</title>
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    <published>2008-09-02T18:15:18Z</published>
    <updated>2008-09-02T18:17:43Z</updated>

    <summary><![CDATA[So you like to eat out in the city. You've got a few websites you like to check out chowhound dcist you even hit up a few foodblogs in the area once in a while dcfoodies metrocurean eat drink dc but i must tip you off to a new site i just found out about today, Don Rockwell the guy seems to have pretty solid connections in the food biz around here. Just today he tipped off the forums that Gordon Ramsay is taking over the restaurant at the Ritz Carlton in Tysons IIMichael Landrum (yes that one, of Ray's the Steaks) even posts there. oh and he has CLIPSE in his signature, how fucking cool is that!?!&nbsp;...]]></summary>
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        <![CDATA[So you like to eat out in the city.<br />
You've got a few websites you like to check out<br />
<a rel="nofollow" href="http://chowhound.chow.com/boards/14" target="_blank">chowhound</a><br />
<a rel="nofollow" href="http://dcist.com/" target="_blank">dcist</a><br />
you even hit up a few foodblogs in the area once in a while<br />
<a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.dcfoodies.com/" target="_blank">dcfoodies</a><br />
<a rel="nofollow" href="http://amandamc.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">metrocurean</a><br />
<a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.eatdrinkdc.com/" target="_blank">eat drink dc</a><br />
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but i must tip you off to a new site i just found out about today,<br />
 <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.donrockwell.com/" target="_blank">Don Rockwell</a><br />
<br />
the guy seems to have pretty solid connections in the food biz around here. Just today he tipped off the forums that <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.donrockwell.com/index.php?s=08ef8c002914c11064cc395d3f7e20df&amp;showtopic=9983&amp;st=0&amp;p=119092&amp;#entry119092" target="_blank">Gordon Ramsay is taking over the restaurant at the Ritz Carlton in Tysons II</a><br /><br />Michael Landrum (yes that one, of Ray's the Steaks) even <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.donrockwell.com/index.php?showtopic=2273&amp;st=0&amp;p=28234&amp;#entry28234" target="_blank">posts there</a>.<br />
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oh and he has CLIPSE in his signature, how fucking cool is that!?!&nbsp; ]]>
        
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    <title>Jory&apos;s Craigslist Post</title>
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    <published>2008-08-29T15:55:56Z</published>
    <updated>2008-08-29T15:58:47Z</updated>

    <summary>The following was posted on Craigslist, and then the video is a summary of the responses:Funny, young, sexy girl ready for some fun. - w4m - 24 (SFV) Reply to: pers-797553262@craigslist.org Date: 2008-08-15, 12:15AM PDT I&apos;m a pretty normal girl. I grew up with two Christian parents, went to Catholic school, and graduated from UCLA. I&apos;m 24, slim, and blonde, with green eyes. I&apos;ve been in two long term relationships; one didn&apos;t work out because he had to move for work, but I had to finish school. The other didn&apos;t work because he was kind of a jerk. It&apos;s been a few months and now I&apos;m single and ready to mingle. Here&apos;s the thing, though. There&apos;s something I&apos;ve always wanted to try. I was thinking one night, I would take you out and we&apos;d get a drink, maybe have a nice dinner. And then you&apos;d come back to my place and we&apos;d sit on my couch, cuddle a little. Then I&apos;d kiss you, or you&apos;d kiss me. We start to get more and more passionate and then head back into my bedroom. I&apos;d push you down on my bed and get on top of you. We&apos;d shed our clothes quickly...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[The following was posted on Craigslist, and then the video is a summary of the responses:<br /><br /><h2>Funny, young, sexy girl ready for some fun.  - w4m - 24 (SFV)</h2>
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Reply to: <a href="mailto:pers-797553262@craigslist.org?subject=Funny,%20young,%20sexy%20girl%20ready%20for%20some%20fun.%20%20-%20w4m%20-%2024%20%28SFV%29">pers-797553262@craigslist.org</a><br />
Date: 2008-08-15, 12:15AM PDT<br />
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I'm a pretty normal girl. I grew up with two Christian parents, went to
Catholic school, and graduated from UCLA. I'm 24, slim, and blonde,
with green eyes. I've been in two long term relationships; one didn't
work out because he had to move for work, but I had to finish school.
The other didn't work because he was kind of a jerk.
<br />

<br />It's been a few months and now I'm single and ready to mingle.
Here's the thing, though. There's something I've always wanted to try.
I was thinking one night, I would take you out and we'd get a drink,
maybe have a nice dinner. And then you'd come back to my place and we'd
sit on my couch, cuddle a little. Then I'd kiss you, or you'd kiss me.
We start to get more and more passionate and then head back into my
bedroom. I'd push you down on my bed and get on top of you. We'd shed
our clothes quickly while still kissing passionately until we're both
completely naked. Then, I would take a shit on your stomach. Your dick
would grow harder and then we'd fuck until we both come, intensely, at
the same time. We'd relax for awhile in my bed and you would feel free
to stay over, or leave whenever you wished.
<br />

<br />
Does this sound good to you?  Shoot me a message.  Only serious replies please.
		
			
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    <title>PEW PEW LASERBLAST 09 Fantasy Football Team</title>
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    <published>2008-08-18T14:43:59Z</published>
    <updated>2008-08-18T14:45:31Z</updated>

    <summary><![CDATA[&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Trends Passing Rushing Receiving Ret Misc Fum &nbsp; PosEditOffenseEditOppStatus% Owned Yds TD Int Yds TD Yds TD TD 2PT Lost Fan PtsQB &nbsp; Ben Roethlisberger (Pit - QB) QBBN Hou Sun1:00 pm 99% 3154 32 11 204 2 0 0 0 1 3 296.73 WR &nbsp; Randy Moss (NE - WR) WRW/RBN KC Sun1:00 pm 100% 0 0 0 0 0 1493 23 0 0 0 242.53 WR &nbsp; Donald Driver (GB - WR) WRW/RBN Min Mon7:00 pm 91% 0 0 0 4 0 1048 2 0 0 0 82.13 WR &nbsp; D.J. Hackett (Car - WR) WRW/RBN @SD Sun4:15 pm 60% 0 0 0 0 0 384 3 0 0 0 43.60 RB &nbsp; Larry Johnson (KC - RB) RBW/RBN @NE Sun1:00 pm 99% 0 0 0 559 3 186 1 0 0 1 71.67 RB &nbsp; Reggie Bush (NO - RB) RBW/RBN TB Sun1:00 pm 95% 0 0 0 581 4 417 2 0 3 3 102.53 TE &nbsp; Tony Gonzalez (KC - TE) TEBN @NE Sun1:00 pm 99% 0 0 0 0 0 1172 5 0 0 0 108.13 W/R &nbsp; Fred Taylor (Jac - RB) RBW/RBN @Ten Sun1:00 pm 84%...]]></summary>
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<td class="player"><div nowrap=""><a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/6770" target="sports" class="name">Ben Roethlisberger</a> </div> <div class="detail"><span>(Pit - QB)</span>   <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/6770/news" target="sports" class="playernote" id="note_6770"><img src="http://l.yimg.com/a/i/us/sp/fn/default/note_new.gif" alt="" width="13" border="0" height="10" /></a></div></td>
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<td class="stat">32</td>
<td class="stat">11</td>
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<td style="opacity: 1;" class="player"><div nowrap=""><a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/4262" target="sports" class="name">Randy Moss</a> </div> <div class="detail"><span>(NE - WR)</span>   <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/4262/news" target="sports" class="playernote" id="note_4262"><img src="http://l.yimg.com/a/i/us/sp/fn/default/note_new.gif" alt="" width="13" border="0" height="10" /></a></div></td>
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<td style="opacity: 1;" class="opp">KC</td>
<td style="opacity: 1;" class="gametime">Sun<br />1:00 pm</td>
<td style="opacity: 1;" class="stat wide">100%</td>
<td style="opacity: 1;" class="stat">0</td>
<td style="opacity: 1;" class="stat">0</td>
<td style="opacity: 1;" class="stat">0</td>
<td style="opacity: 1;" class="stat">0</td>
<td style="opacity: 1;" class="stat">0</td>
<td style="opacity: 1;" class="stat">1493</td>
<td style="opacity: 1;" class="stat">23</td>
<td style="opacity: 1;" class="stat">0</td>
<td style="opacity: 1;" class="stat">0</td>
<td style="opacity: 1;" class="stat">0</td>
<td style="opacity: 1;" class="pts last">242.53</td>
</tr><tr id="yui-gen20" class="odd draggable"><td class="pos first">WR</td>
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<td class="player"><div nowrap=""><a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/4863" target="sports" class="name">Donald Driver</a> </div> <div class="detail"><span>(GB - WR)</span>   </div></td>
<td class="edit"><select name="4863"><option value="WR" selected="selected">WR</option><option value="W/R">W/R</option><option value="BN">BN</option></select></td>
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<td class="gametime">Mon<br />7:00 pm</td>
<td class="stat wide">91%</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="stat">4</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="stat">1048</td>
<td class="stat">2</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="pts last">82.13</td>
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<td class="player"><div nowrap=""><a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/6916" target="sports" class="name">D.J. Hackett</a> </div> <div class="detail"><span>(Car - WR)</span>   <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/6916/news" target="sports" class="playernote" id="note_6916"><img src="http://l.yimg.com/a/i/us/sp/fn/default/note_2.gif" alt="" width="13" border="0" height="10" /></a></div></td>
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<td class="gametime">Sun<br />4:15 pm</td>
<td class="stat wide">60%</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="stat">384</td>
<td class="stat">3</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="pts last">43.60</td>
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<td class="player"><div nowrap=""><a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/6363" target="sports" class="name">Larry Johnson</a> </div> <div class="detail"><span>(KC - RB)</span>   <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/6363/news" target="sports" class="playernote" id="note_6363"><img src="http://l.yimg.com/a/i/us/sp/fn/default/note_new.gif" alt="" width="13" border="0" height="10" /></a></div></td>
<td class="edit"><select name="6363"><option value="RB" selected="selected">RB</option><option value="W/R">W/R</option><option value="BN">BN</option></select></td>
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<td class="gametime">Sun<br />1:00 pm</td>
<td class="stat wide">99%</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="stat">559</td>
<td class="stat">3</td>
<td class="stat">186</td>
<td class="stat">1</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="stat">1</td>
<td class="pts last">71.67</td>
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<td class="player"><div nowrap=""><a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/7751" target="sports" class="name">Reggie Bush</a> </div> <div class="detail"><span>(NO - RB)</span>   <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/7751/news" target="sports" class="playernote" id="note_7751"><img src="http://l.yimg.com/a/i/us/sp/fn/default/note_2.gif" alt="" width="13" border="0" height="10" /></a></div></td>
<td class="edit"><select name="7751"><option value="RB" selected="selected">RB</option><option value="W/R">W/R</option><option value="BN">BN</option></select></td>
<td class="opp">TB</td>
<td class="gametime">Sun<br />1:00 pm</td>
<td class="stat wide">95%</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="stat">581</td>
<td class="stat">4</td>
<td class="stat">417</td>
<td class="stat">2</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="stat">3</td>
<td class="stat">3</td>
<td class="pts last">102.53</td>
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<td class="player"><div nowrap=""><a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/3950" target="sports" class="name">Tony Gonzalez</a> </div> <div class="detail"><span>(KC - TE)</span>   </div></td>
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<td class="opp">@NE</td>
<td class="gametime">Sun<br />1:00 pm</td>
<td class="stat wide">99%</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="stat">1172</td>
<td class="stat">5</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="pts last">108.13</td>
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<td class="dragicon"><em>&nbsp;</em></td>
<td class="player"><div nowrap=""><a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/4259" target="sports" class="name">Fred Taylor</a> </div> <div class="detail"><span>(Jac - RB)</span>   <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/4259/news" target="sports" class="playernote" id="note_4259"><img src="http://l.yimg.com/a/i/us/sp/fn/default/note_new.gif" alt="" width="13" border="0" height="10" /></a></div></td>
<td class="edit"><select name="4259"><option value="RB">RB</option><option value="W/R" selected="selected">W/R</option><option value="BN">BN</option></select></td>
<td class="opp">@Ten</td>
<td class="gametime">Sun<br />1:00 pm</td>
<td class="stat wide">84%</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="stat">1202</td>
<td class="stat">5</td>
<td class="stat">58</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="stat">1</td>
<td class="pts last">112.00</td>
</tr><tr id="yui-gen26" class="odd draggable bench"><td class="pos first">BN</td>
<td class="dragicon"><em>&nbsp;</em></td>
<td class="player"><div nowrap=""><a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/4755" target="sports" class="name">Brandon Stokley</a> </div> <div class="detail"><span>(Den - WR)</span>   </div></td>
<td class="edit"><select name="4755"><option value="WR">WR</option><option value="W/R">W/R</option><option value="BN" selected="selected">BN</option></select></td>
<td class="opp">@Oak</td>
<td class="gametime">Mon<br />10:15 pm</td>
<td class="stat wide">11%</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="stat">-6</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="stat">635</td>
<td class="stat">5</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="pts last">71.93</td>
</tr><tr id="yui-gen27" class="even draggable bench"><td class="pos first">BN</td>
<td class="dragicon"><em>&nbsp;</em></td>
<td class="player"><div nowrap=""><a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/7759" target="sports" class="name">Matt Leinart</a> </div> <div class="detail"><span>(Ari - QB)</span>   <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/7759/news" target="sports" class="playernote" id="note_7759"><img src="http://l.yimg.com/a/i/us/sp/fn/default/note_new.gif" alt="" width="13" border="0" height="10" /></a></div></td>
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<td class="opp">@SF</td>
<td class="gametime">Sun<br />4:15 pm</td>
<td class="stat wide">36%</td>
<td class="stat">647</td>
<td class="stat">2</td>
<td class="stat">4</td>
<td class="stat">42</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="pts last">28.37</td>
</tr><tr id="yui-gen28" class="odd draggable bench"><td class="pos first">BN</td>
<td class="dragicon"><em>&nbsp;</em></td>
<td class="player"><div nowrap=""><a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/5940" target="sports" class="name">Maurice Morris</a> </div> <div class="detail"><span>(Sea - RB)</span>   </div></td>
<td class="edit"><select name="5940"><option value="RB">RB</option><option value="W/R">W/R</option><option value="BN" selected="selected">BN</option></select></td>
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<td class="gametime">Sun<br />1:00 pm</td>
<td class="stat wide">12%</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="stat">628</td>
<td class="stat">4</td>
<td class="stat">213</td>
<td class="stat">1</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="stat">1</td>
<td class="pts last">84.07</td>
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<td class="dragicon"><em>&nbsp;</em></td>
<td class="player"><div nowrap=""><a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/7499" target="sports" class="name">Ben Utecht</a> </div> <div class="detail"><span>(Cin - TE)</span>   </div></td>
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<td class="gametime">Sun<br />1:00 pm</td>
<td class="stat wide">9%</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="stat">364</td>
<td class="stat">1</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="stat">1</td>
<td class="pts last">28.27</td>
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<td class="player"><div nowrap=""><a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/7866" target="sports" class="name">Leon Washington</a> </div> <div class="detail"><span>(NYJ - RB)</span>   </div></td>
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<td class="gametime">Sun<br />1:00 pm</td>
<td class="stat wide">14%</td>
<td class="stat">36</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="stat">353</td>
<td class="stat">3</td>
<td class="stat">213</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="stat">3</td>
<td class="stat">1</td>
<td class="stat">2</td>
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<th class="dragicon">&nbsp;</th>
<th class="player">&nbsp;</th>
<th class="edit">&nbsp;</th>
<th class="opp">&nbsp;</th>
<th class="gametime">&nbsp;</th>
<th colspan="1" class="group" title="Trends"><div>Trends</div></th>
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<th class="pts last">&nbsp;</th>
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<th class="stat"><div nowrap="">0-19</div></th>
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<th class="stat"><div nowrap="">30-39</div></th>
<th class="stat"><div nowrap="">40-49</div></th>
<th class="stat"><div nowrap="">50+</div></th>
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<td class="dragicon"><em>&nbsp;</em></td>
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<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="stat">10</td>
<td class="stat">8</td>
<td class="stat">3</td>
<td class="stat">0</td>
<td class="stat">74</td>
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<th class="gametime">&nbsp;</th>
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<td class="stat">260</td>
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<entry>
    <title>Homeless in DC - WUSA 9 News story</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://scrummyweb.com/2008/07/homeless-in-dc-wusa-9-news-story.html" />
    <id>tag:scrummyweb.com,2008://1.178</id>

    <published>2008-07-17T13:09:06Z</published>
    <updated>2008-07-17T13:13:44Z</updated>

    <summary>This story was on last night at 11pm and again at 5am today.

http://www.wusa9.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=74029&amp;catid=158


WASHINGTON, DC (WUSA)-- During the last week in June, Chris Jollay slept, ate and panhandled on the streets of the District. The 36-year-old Alexandria, Va. government contractor says he did it for a bet.

The Bet

Jollay is a longtime Milwaukee Brewers fan. His college friend David Christman cheers for the Philadelphia Phillies. The two George Mason alumni bet in 2007 on which team would have a better season.

&quot;We do a bet every year,&quot; Jollay tells WUSA9.com.

Jollay says winning money wasn&apos;t fun anymore. So, the friends agreed upon a different reward.

If Jollay won, then the single man would get to live the domestic life. Jollay was the best man at Christman&apos;s wedding.

&quot;I would have gotten to move in with [Christman&apos;s] wife. She&apos;d have to cook me dinner and I&apos;d go to her slumber parties and [Christman would] move into my place,&quot; Jollay says.

If Jollay lost, then he&apos;d have to go homeless in the District for one week. Jollay did lose. In 2007 the Phillies record (89 - 73) outshone the Brewer&apos;s record (83 - 79).

The question remained if Jollay would follow through. For one reason, Jollay was transitioning between jobs. Ironically, he needed to take care of his livelihood before going homeless.

Jollay says he keeps bets. &quot;Well I had to. You have to honor a bet. I&apos;m big into that. If you give your word to something, you should do it.&quot;

This June Jollay finally had enough vacation time to fulfill the bet. &quot;I did tell some people at my job what I was doing for vacation. They thought kinda I was nuts,&quot; he says.

Going Homeless

Around 2 a.m. Sunday, June 29, 2008, friends dropped Jollay off on Foxhall Road in northwest DC. He wore a white t-shirt and shorts, sneakers and reading glasses.

He says he felt too conspicuous when he was trying to sleep. &quot;I was nervous the whole time,&quot; Jollay tells WUSA9.com.

He talked to some homeless but kept mostly to himself. He didn&apos;t have much exposure to homeless people before taking on the bet. &quot;I&apos;ve given to charities but I&apos;ve never really [come into much contact.]&quot;

&quot;One of the mistakes I made was...I wore light clothing...I would be [sleeping on a] bench and the [homeless] guy was next to me...and I didn&apos;t see him,&quot; he says. He says he was also cold at night wearing only shorts.

According to the bet, Jollay was allowed to carry one bag of items. Christman approved all of the items. Jollay says, he carried 12 power bars and 100-calorie snacks, a disposable camera, $20 dollars, contact lens, a marker and pen, and a bottle of Jack Daniels.

&quot;I brought a big bottle of that, just to pass the time. Especially when it was cold...made the nights go faster.&quot;

He also added a change of underwear and white t-shirt, sunscreen, bug spray and pepper spray. For sleeping, he carried a woven blanket and couch pillow.

&quot;A lot of people thought I was a weirdo with the Pokemon backpack and pillow and blanket,&quot; Jollay says.

Instead of a trash bag, he carried his 8-year-old Pokemon backpack. He tells WUSA9.com he&apos;s a fan of the Pokemon. But more importantly, he had to carry two Arabic language textbooks.

Jollay took a break from work, but he continued to attend an Arabic language class in Dupont Circle. He says he signed up for the class as part of his career development. From Monday to Thursday, he went to the three-hour language class.

To keep in touch Christman bought Jollay a pre-paid cell phone with 100 minutes. Jollay only used his cell phone to call Christman daily. Mutual friend Steve Heckman would post Jolly&apos;s updates on a website.

&quot;There [was] certainly, the daily concern,&quot; Christman says. Christman visited Jollay frequently and brought with him water, food, and cigars.

&quot;On Monday, I went to Boston Market and [bought] him a chicken sandwich, mashed potatoes and drink.&quot; Christman says.

Jollay ventured around Capitol Hill, Georgetown, Dupont Circle and Woodley Park. He says sometimes men did harass him.

&quot;Sexual harassment is alive in colleges and also in the streets,&quot; says Michael Stoops, Acting Executive Director of the National Coalition for the Homeless.

Stoops learned of Jollay&apos;s experience and says it was an accurate experience.

&quot;I think he did it in an ethical, challenging way,&quot; Stoops says.

&quot;I was kinda nervous that something would happen to me. I didn&apos;t sleep where I wasn&apos;t secure. I went off the beaten path where no one would bother me.&quot; Jollay says.

He lost his reading glasses Monday when he left them unattended.

He says it was the hardest to find a place to sleep. &quot;That was the worst part, trying to decide that. It varied every night.&quot; When he did sleep, he would be frequently disturbed by noise from people or birds. On average, he got 3 hours of uninterrupted sleep.

He says on Friday three drunken young men ran around his sleeping body near George Washington University.

&quot;I jumped up. They scared the life out of me.&quot; Jollay says he almost used his pepper spray.

His sleeping areas included the National Mall, a field at The Lab School of Washington in Northwest Washington and a swing set in Northeast Washington.

&quot;I got a little bit of flack because I hung out at the playground. It seemed like I was a weirdo pedophile, the way I looked,&quot; he says.

On other nights, he slept on a concrete bench near the Memorial Bridge and benches by the Kennedy Center and the Ellipse. He says he wanted to stretch out his 6&apos;4 body but short benches posed a problem.

His roughest nights were when it rained: &quot;Its sucks when things are still wet, my blanket gets damp and then I [start] to get cold,&quot; he says on friend Steve Heckman&apos;s website.

Thursday the two friends Christman and Heckman visited Jollay sleeping near the Theodore Roosevelt Building.

&quot;I couldn&apos;t believe it. He was fatigued. His spirits were pretty low I thought,&quot; Heckman says. I thought I&apos;d expect the Jollay I&apos;d always knew...kinda upbeat, not serious.&quot;

Jollay was also surprised at how desperately he wanted to quit. &quot;All Thursday and Friday, I was tired and I was just kinda dehydrated. I just missed the comforts of home.&quot;

During the day, he says he walked. &quot;I lost 10 pounds. I was kinda surprised. Because I&apos;m kind of a skinny guy...I walked so much, like just miles and miles.&quot;

He visited the Natural History Museum and the National Zoo. At the zoo, he ate lettuce and carrots left unattended by the zookeeper inside the monkey house.

&quot;It was just left out in front of the door.&quot;

He says he got $12 from panhandling. He made a sign stating: &quot;temporarily homeless but not too bright, please help.&quot;

&quot;I was kinda careful to stay away from someone who was panhandling more than me?When people asked [why I was homeless,] I said I&apos;d been kicked out by my girlfriend. I didn&apos;t want to patronize anybody or offend.&quot;

He did purchase a Potbelly&apos;s sandwich and $1 chicken sandwiches from McDonald&apos;s when he wasn&apos;t panhandling.

&quot;I got hungry and weaker toward the end of the week.&quot;

Public city water fountains and sprinklers provided some hydration. And he&apos;d used public restrooms in McDonald&apos;s, Burger King, and Starbucks.

Leaving Homelessness

His experience ended the night of July 5, 2008. He immediately attended a party with 30+ friends at Capitol Lounge near Capitol Hill. He drank his first beer under air conditioning.

He showered immediately . He slept six hours before going to his part-time job at Dulles.

Jollay says he lost weight and got a taste of the hardships facing homeless people. The 198-pound man says it was worth his vacation time.

&quot;I could have spent it on the beach but I&apos;ve done it many times...Most people haven&apos;t done this,&quot; Jollay says.

He noticed people still treated him fairly well because despite his unkempt appearance, he didn&apos;t look like a complete homeless.

&quot;Even though I did it, I still didn&apos;t feel like it was really, really homeless. I can only imagine what I was like if I didn&apos;t have that 20 dollars and [help from my friends.]&quot;
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<p><br /></p><p>WASHINGTON, DC (WUSA)-- During the last week in June, Chris Jollay
slept, ate and panhandled on the streets of the District. The
36-year-old Alexandria, Va. government contractor says he did it for a
bet. </p><p><strong>The Bet   </strong></p><p>Jollay is a longtime
Milwaukee Brewers fan. His college friend David Christman cheers for
the Philadelphia Phillies. The two George Mason alumni bet in 2007 on
which team would have a better season. </p><p>"We do a bet every year," Jollay tells WUSA9.com. </p><p>Jollay says winning money wasn't fun anymore. So, the friends agreed upon a different reward.       </p><p>If Jollay won, then the single man would get to live the domestic life. Jollay was the best man at Christman's wedding.   </p><p>"I
would have gotten to move in with [Christman's] wife. She'd have to
cook me dinner and I'd go to her slumber parties and [Christman would]
move into my place," Jollay says. </p><p>If Jollay lost, then he'd
have to go homeless in the District for one week. Jollay did lose. In
2007 the Phillies record (89 - 73) outshone the Brewer's record (83 -
79). </p><p>The question remained if Jollay would follow through. For
one reason, Jollay was transitioning between jobs. Ironically, he
needed to take care of his livelihood before going homeless. </p><p>Jollay
says he keeps bets. "Well I had to. You have to honor a bet. I'm big
into that. If you give your word to something, you should do it." </p><p>This
June Jollay finally had enough vacation time to fulfill the bet. "I did
tell some people at my job what I was doing for vacation. They thought
kinda I was nuts," he says.</p><p><strong>Going Homeless</strong></p><p><strong></strong>Around
2 a.m. Sunday, June 29, 2008, friends dropped Jollay off on Foxhall
Road in northwest DC. He wore a white t-shirt and shorts, sneakers and
reading glasses. </p><p>He says he felt too conspicuous when he was trying to sleep. "I was nervous the whole time," Jollay tells WUSA9.com.     </p><p>He
talked to some homeless but kept mostly to himself. He didn't have much
exposure to homeless people before taking on the bet. "I've given to
charities but I've never really [come into much contact.]" </p><p>"One
of the mistakes I made was...I wore light clothing...I would be
[sleeping on a] bench and the [homeless] guy was next to me...and I
didn't see him," he says. He says he was also cold at night wearing
only shorts. </p><p>According to the bet, Jollay was allowed to carry
one bag of items. Christman approved all of the items. Jollay says, he
carried 12 power bars and 100-calorie snacks, a disposable camera, $20
dollars, contact lens, a marker and pen, and a bottle of Jack Daniels. </p><p>"I brought a big bottle of that, just to pass the time. Especially when it was cold...made the nights go faster."   </p><p>He
also added a change of underwear and white t-shirt, sunscreen, bug
spray and pepper spray. For sleeping, he carried a woven blanket and
couch pillow. </p><p>"A lot of people thought I was a weirdo with the Pokemon backpack and pillow and blanket," Jollay says.   </p><p>Instead
of a trash bag, he carried his 8-year-old Pokemon backpack. He tells
WUSA9.com he's a fan of the Pokemon. But more importantly, he had to
carry two Arabic language textbooks. </p><p>Jollay took a break from
work, but he continued to attend an Arabic language class in Dupont
Circle. He says he signed up for the class as part of his career
development. From Monday to Thursday, he went to the three-hour
language class. </p><p>To keep in touch Christman bought Jollay a
pre-paid cell phone with 100 minutes. Jollay only used his cell phone
to call Christman daily. Mutual friend Steve Heckman would post Jolly's
updates on a website. </p><p>"There [was] certainly, the daily
concern," Christman says. Christman visited Jollay frequently and
brought with him water, food, and cigars. </p><p>"On Monday, I went to Boston Market and [bought] him a chicken sandwich, mashed potatoes and drink." Christman says.   </p><p>Jollay ventured around Capitol Hill, Georgetown, Dupont Circle and Woodley Park. He says sometimes men did harass him.   </p><p>"Sexual
harassment is alive in colleges and also in the streets," says Michael
Stoops, Acting Executive Director of the National Coalition for the
Homeless. </p><p>Stoops learned of Jollay's experience and says it was an accurate experience.   </p><p>"I think he did it in an ethical, challenging way," Stoops says.  </p><p>"I
was kinda nervous that something would happen to me. I didn't sleep
where I wasn't secure. I went off the beaten path where no one would
bother me." Jollay says. </p><p>He lost his reading glasses Monday when he left them unattended.   </p><p>He
says it was the hardest to find a place to sleep. "That was the worst
part, trying to decide that. It varied every night." When he did sleep,
he would be frequently disturbed by noise from people or birds. On
average, he got 3 hours of uninterrupted sleep. </p><p>He says on Friday three drunken young men ran around his sleeping body near George Washington University.   </p><p>"I jumped up. They scared the life out of me." Jollay says he almost used his pepper spray.   </p><p>His
sleeping areas included the National Mall, a field at The Lab School of
Washington in Northwest Washington and a swing set in Northeast
Washington. </p><p>"I got a little bit of flack because I hung out at
the playground. It seemed like I was a weirdo pedophile, the way I
looked," he says. </p><p>On other nights, he slept on a concrete bench
near the Memorial Bridge and benches by the Kennedy Center and the
Ellipse. He says he wanted to stretch out his 6'4 body but short
benches posed a problem. </p><p>His roughest nights were when it
rained: "Its sucks when things are still wet, my blanket gets damp and
then I [start] to get cold," he says on friend Steve Heckman's website.
</p><p>Thursday the two friends Christman and Heckman visited Jollay sleeping near the Theodore Roosevelt Building.   </p><p>"I
couldn't believe it. He was fatigued. His spirits were pretty low I
thought," Heckman says. I thought I'd expect the Jollay I'd always
knew...kinda upbeat, not serious." </p><p>Jollay was also surprised at
how desperately he wanted to quit. "All Thursday and Friday, I was
tired and I was just kinda dehydrated. I just missed the comforts of
home." </p><p>During the day, he says he walked. "I lost 10 pounds. I
was kinda surprised. Because I'm kind of a skinny guy...I walked so
much, like just miles and miles." </p><p>He visited the Natural
History Museum and the National Zoo. At the zoo, he ate lettuce and
carrots left unattended by the zookeeper inside the monkey house. </p><p>"It was just left out in front of the door."   </p><p>He says he got $12 from panhandling. He made a sign stating: "temporarily homeless but not too bright, please help."   </p><p>"I
was kinda careful to stay away from someone who was panhandling more
than me?When people asked [why I was homeless,] I said I'd been kicked
out by my girlfriend. I didn't want to patronize anybody or offend." </p><p>He did purchase a Potbelly's sandwich and $1 chicken sandwiches from McDonald's when he wasn't panhandling.   </p><p>"I got hungry and weaker toward the end of the week."   </p><p>Public
city water fountains and sprinklers provided some hydration. And he'd
used public restrooms in McDonald's, Burger King, and Starbucks. </p><p><strong>Leaving Homelessness</strong> </p><p>His
experience ended the night of July 5, 2008. He immediately attended a
party with 30+ friends at Capitol Lounge near Capitol Hill. He drank
his first beer under air conditioning. </p><p>He showered immediately . He slept six hours before going to his part-time job at Dulles. </p><p>Jollay
says he lost weight and got a taste of the hardships facing homeless
people. The 198-pound man says it was worth his vacation time. </p><p>"I could have spent it on the beach but I've done it many times...Most people haven't done this," Jollay says.   </p><p>He
noticed people still treated him fairly well because despite his
unkempt appearance, he didn't look like a complete homeless. </p><p>"Even
though I did it, I still didn't feel like it was really, really
homeless. I can only imagine what I was like if I didn't have that 20
dollars and [help from my friends.]" </p>
Written by Elizabeth Jia<br /><i>9NEWS NOW</i>
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    <summary>J wrote this recap of the week&apos;s events:
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Well, it has been a few days since I&apos;ve regained my home-living status. Just wanted to thank everyone who came out Saturday night to welcome me back into society. I really don&apos;t think I&apos;ve ever tasted a better beer than the first one I tasted that night. It was great to talk to everybody--especially after a week of talking to mainly myself, inanimate objects, and other homeless guys.

To give a general idea--it wasn&apos;t that bad--kind of like a camping trip with one very important difference, I had no idea where I would sleep every night, and when I was there, I rarely if ever slept soundly for fear of something happening to me. Usually I was able to sleep some during the day, but it never really made up for the uneven lack of secure sleep at night. My stomping grounds covered about half the city--it ranged from roughly the Capitol to west of Georgetown toward the borders with MD/Virginia, and up north toward American U. and points north of the zoo on Connecticut. Sadly I never made it to such places as Anacostia or NE near RFK. Oh well, perhaps next time.

A couple of things--every time it rained it sucked. Second, I shouldn&apos;t have brought white T-shirts and a blanket with white in it; often times I didn&apos;t want people to know I was crashing somewhere, and I was way too visible. And although the Pokemon backpack was funny; it really made me look like a possible perv when I was hanging around playgrounds--and it made alot of the people in places such as Dupont think I was perhaps a desperate individual with the mind of a child, which made me a popular target indeed. Had some interesting moments in this regard.

I can&apos;t write forever--but a quick day by day recap:

Sunday night: Dave dropped me off where I requested, in the rich neighborhoods west in Georgetown off Foxhall road. Slept in a field at the Hope School for about four hours before birds woke me up. When it got light I saw a swingset in a park--thought I might come back and utilize it later.

Monday: Slept on the mall for a couple hours after a good walk from past Georgetown in between the Capitol and the monument. Went to the natural history museum when I got up. Then slowly made my way to near Dupont for my daily Arabic class 530-8. Nothing really eventful happened, but I was really nervous because I wanted to find a place to sleep, but didnt know where to go and didnt really want to walk all the way back to past Georgetown. While walking through Foggy Bottom it started to downpour. SO I ducked into a classroom building at GW, with a freshman orientation group. Listened for about a half hour to their inane get to know each other games, where they were from, etc. and drank some Jack in plain view of them.

Then I wondered if I could get upstairs to the classrooms, which I could. Picked out a dark classroom on the second floor, and thought I was golden. Even had a view of a sorority house where lots of girls were plainly visible watching TV, getting ready for bed, etc. Not gonna lie to you, left a nice present on the desk while enjoying my surroundings before bed, if you know what I mean. Then curled up on the floor for what I thought was a comfortable sleep....

Not to be. Janitor kicked me out an hour later. Then a night of complete suckiness ensued, where I slowly made my way sleeping on various park benches from the kennedy center to near the white house, shivering cold and damp because although it wasn&apos;t raining, everything was wet from earlier, and it was actually fairly cold (low 60&apos;s, and I was in shorts with a thin blanket). I found it curious that although many cops of various sorts saw me sleeping on benches, and presumably saw that I wasn&apos;t your average looking homeless guy, they never bothered me.

Tuesday: Eventually went to the mall around 6am to sleep, slept pretty well 7-10, but it was still wet and cold early, and it got too hot quick. Just crappy day, and spent a bunch of my meager money on a potbelly sub, so figured I better do some begging to replenish my money.

So I made a sign and went to Dupont before my class that said &quot;temporarily homeless and not all that bright: please help.&quot; Made like 5 bucks, and got some change from my classmates when it came time for class. Seeing their reactions as they slowly figured out I was really doing this and not joking was priceless--and the look on my teachers&apos; face when he found out what I was doing--priceless. Plus I would always get to class first, and the first student there would sit as far away as possible until there were no more seats left. But the late students would have no choice but to breathe in my pungent smell of bugspray and sunscreen and body odor. Ha-ha.

That night found a good place to sleep--right by memorial bridge on a concrete bench--no one walks over memorial bridge at night or stops in the traffic circle by the Lincoln there, so I felt pretty safe. Nice night.

Wednesday: Not much happened. Went to Dupont after class to eat dinner. A large african american older gentleman took an interest in me and wondered if I was camping. I told him no--he kept bothering me. After awhile I politely excused myself to go eat my dinner in a place a little away from Dupont. Then I walked all the way to the swingset past Georgetown to sleep. Good night, smoked a cigar, drank most of my Jack. Slept pretty well.

Thursday: Walked my ASS off. 6 in the morning uphill up Foxhall to American U. Over to Connecticut near the MD border. Then down Connecticut to the zoo. That was cool. Saw one of the pandas decimate a bamboo tree for breakfast, and as mentioned, a zookeeper had left some carrots and lettuce unguarded which was destined for the monkey cage. That was my unexpected breakfast.

I was really tired by 12 and slept in Dupont roughly 12-3 waiting for my class. After class decided to look for a new place to sleep because I really wanted to do as little walking as possible, by this time the week was taking its toll and the miles and miles of walking were starting to have an effect. So I found a place to sleep at the Office of Personnel Management in Foggy Bottom on a bench.

That night around 1200 one of the funnier things of the week happened. Some drunk college students charged through the bushes without seeing me en route to drunken urination on the building, woke me and absolutely scared the piss out of me. I grabbed my pepper spray and sat up and scared one of them, leveling it about a foot from his face. Didn&apos;t shoot thankfully, as I&apos;m sure I would have become persona non grata with the cops almost immediately I&apos;m sure, but as one of their buddies still was urinating and the rest back in their car, one yelled &quot;Hey, derelik my balls,&quot; at me, a quote from zoolander. I laughed (it was hilarious in the quiet city), but told the guy still urinating that they probably should have waited till he was in the car to yell stuff. He agreed. Hilarious, but maybe one of those things where you had to have been there.

Friday was the 4th. The rain made that night hard as well. The fireworks were great, and they occurred during a lull in the rain--I made it onto the mall for that. But spent a good time before and after the event taking shelter under building overhangs. Got kicked out of many, as there were extra security guards around for the 4th. Had no idea where to sleep, but eventually slept at my memorial bridge hangout roughly 1230-430, until it started raining again. At that point I decided to just walk up to my classroom at Johns Hopkins and sleep outside under its overhang.

Funny part about that is I was there for all of 15 minutes asleep when I was woken up, BY THE SAME LARGE GENTLEMAN I INTERACTED WITH ON WEDNESDAY. He was on his bike and asked me if I was okay at first, but then quickly evolved into him asking if I wanted to come to his place. He even was so kind as to get into some details of what would conceivably go on at his place.

Needless to say I politely declined. I would give anything to have seen my face when I saw him peering over my blanket when I woke up. Wow, just wow. Not sure if I accurately captured the humor/horror of this situation fully--but it was quite a moment.

In any case, after he went off on his way, I decided to actually sleep under the building. I burrowed myself in like a giant mole.

That&apos;s pretty much the jist, but I could talk for hours about it. Other highlights included my semi-naked bath in a sprinkler outside a building one day. I thought I could sneak into a hotel pool, but one of the things I learned (there were many) is that it is very difficult to do that in DC. In fact some of the hotels I couldnt even operate the elevator without a room key. So I gave up and used a sprinkler. A personal thrill for me is by accident walking into a kenner league basketball summer league game in Georgetown when I didnt know there was one. Air conditioning. Free basketball. Money.

The other main question was, how did I interact with other homeless people. Pretty well is the short of it, although we didn&apos;t interact that much. I was amazed at their talent for being unseen (one of my mistakes was being to visible). Several times I&apos;d be in a park or something late at night, and I wouldn&apos;t notice a guy until I saw him stand up or heard the flow of his urine stream. As far as my sign and my begging, I was pretty careful not to intrude on anyone&apos;s begging corner.

Finally, I want to thank C and Tarvis and wives, and Steve for aid provided and helping to document all this. I also want to thank my new special friend Holly who I met Saturday night--apparently I didn&apos;t look all THAT bad by the end of the week.

Thanks for everything--look forward to talking about the week more when I see everybody some more in person....for now I guess I better get back to work.

I mean, when you take leave to go homeless and then spend most of the morning writing about it on your company&apos;s dime---

Oh well, f### them.
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        <![CDATA[J wrote this recap of the week's events:<br />______________________________________<br /><br />Well, it has been a few days since
I've regained my home-living status. Just wanted to thank everyone who
came out Saturday night to welcome me back into society. I really don't
think I've ever tasted a better beer than the first one I tasted that
night. It was great to talk to everybody--especially after a week of
talking to mainly myself, inanimate objects, and other homeless guys.<br /> <br />To
give a general idea--it wasn't that bad--kind of like a camping trip
with one very important difference, I had no idea where I would sleep
every night, and when I was there, I rarely if ever slept soundly for
fear of something happening to me. Usually I was able to sleep some
during the day, but it never really made up for the uneven lack of
secure sleep at night. My stomping grounds covered about half the
city--it ranged from roughly the Capitol to west of Georgetown toward
the borders with MD/Virginia, and up north toward American U. and
points north of the zoo on Connecticut. Sadly I never made it to such
places as Anacostia or NE near RFK. Oh well, perhaps next time.<br /> <br />A
couple of things--every time it rained it sucked. Second, I shouldn't
have brought white T-shirts and a blanket with white in it; often times
I didn't want people to know I was crashing somewhere, and I was way
too visible. And although the Pokemon backpack was funny; it really
made me look like a possible perv when I was hanging around
playgrounds--and it made alot of the people in places such as Dupont
think I was perhaps a desperate individual with the mind of a child,
which made me a popular target indeed. Had some interesting moments in
this regard.<br /> <br />I can't write forever--but a quick day by day recap:<br /> <br />Sunday
night: Dave dropped me off where I requested, in the rich neighborhoods
west in Georgetown off Foxhall road. Slept in a field at the Hope
School for about four hours before birds woke me up. When it got light
I saw a swingset in a park--thought I might come back and utilize it
later.<br /> <br />Monday: Slept on the mall for a couple hours after a
good walk from past Georgetown in between the Capitol and the monument.
Went to the natural history museum when I got up. Then slowly made my
way to near Dupont for my daily Arabic class 530-8. Nothing really
eventful happened, but I was really nervous because I wanted to find a
place to sleep, but didnt know where to go and didnt really want to
walk all the way back to past Georgetown. While walking through Foggy
Bottom it started to downpour. SO I ducked into a classroom building at
GW, with a freshman orientation group. Listened for about a half hour
to their inane get to know each other games, where they were from, etc.
and drank some Jack in plain view of them.<br /> <br />Then I wondered if I
could get upstairs to the classrooms, which I could. Picked out a dark
classroom on the second floor, and thought I was golden. Even had a
view of a sorority house where lots of girls were plainly visible
watching TV, getting ready for bed, etc. Not gonna lie to you, left a
nice present on the desk while enjoying my surroundings before bed, if
you know what I mean. Then curled up on the floor for what I thought
was a comfortable sleep....<br /> <br />Not to be. Janitor kicked me out an
hour later. Then a night of complete suckiness ensued, where I slowly
made my way sleeping on various park benches from the kennedy center to
near the white house, shivering cold and damp because although it
wasn't raining, everything was wet from earlier, and it was actually
fairly cold (low 60's, and I was in shorts with a thin blanket). I
found it curious that although many cops of various sorts saw me
sleeping on benches, and presumably saw that I wasn't your average
looking homeless guy, they never bothered me. <br /> <br />Tuesday:
Eventually went to the mall around 6am to sleep, slept pretty well
7-10, but it was still wet and cold early, and it got too hot quick.
Just crappy day, and spent a bunch of my meager money on a potbelly
sub, so figured I better do some begging to replenish my money.<br /> <br />So
I made a sign and went to Dupont before my class that said "temporarily
homeless and not all that bright: please help." Made like 5 bucks, and
got some change from my classmates when it came time for class. Seeing
their reactions as they slowly figured out I was really doing this and
not joking was priceless--and the look on my teachers' face when he
found out what I was doing--priceless. Plus I would always get to class
first, and the first student there would sit as far away as possible
until there were no more seats left. But the late students would have
no choice but to breathe in my pungent smell of bugspray and sunscreen
and body odor. Ha-ha.<br /> <br />That night found a good place to
sleep--right by memorial bridge on a concrete bench--no one walks over
memorial bridge at night or stops in the traffic circle by the Lincoln
there, so I felt pretty safe. Nice night.<br /> <br />Wednesday: Not much
happened. Went to Dupont after class to eat dinner. A large african
american older gentleman took an interest in me and wondered if I was
camping. I told him no--he kept bothering me. After awhile I politely
excused myself to go eat my dinner in a place a little away from
Dupont. Then I walked all the way to the swingset past Georgetown to
sleep. Good night, smoked a cigar, drank most of my Jack. Slept pretty
well.<br /> <br />Thursday: Walked my ASS off. 6 in the morning uphill up
Foxhall to American U. Over to Connecticut near the MD border. Then
down Connecticut to the zoo. That was cool. Saw one of the pandas
decimate a bamboo tree for breakfast, and as mentioned, a zookeeper had
left some carrots and lettuce unguarded which was destined for the
monkey cage. That was my unexpected breakfast.<br /> <br />I was really
tired by 12 and slept in Dupont roughly 12-3 waiting for my class.
After class decided to look for a new place to sleep because I really
wanted to do as little walking as possible, by this time the week was
taking its toll and the miles and miles of walking were starting to
have an effect. So I found a place to sleep at the Office of Personnel
Management in Foggy Bottom on a bench. <br /> <br />That night around 1200
one of the funnier things of the week happened. Some drunk college
students charged through the bushes without seeing me en route to
drunken urination on the building, woke me and absolutely scared the
piss out of me. I grabbed my pepper spray and sat up and scared one of
them, leveling it about a foot from his face. Didn't shoot thankfully,
as I'm sure I would have become persona non grata with the cops almost
immediately I'm sure, but as one of their buddies still was urinating
and the rest back in their car, one yelled "Hey, derelik my balls," at
me, a quote from zoolander. I laughed (it was hilarious in the quiet
city), but told the guy still urinating that they probably should have
waited till he was in the car to yell stuff. He agreed. Hilarious, but
maybe one of those things where you had to have been there.<br /> <br />Friday
was the 4th. The rain made that night hard as well. The fireworks were
great, and they occurred during a lull in the rain--I made it onto the
mall for that. But spent a good time before and after the event taking
shelter under building overhangs. Got kicked out of many, as there were
extra security guards around for the 4th. Had no idea where to sleep,
but eventually slept at my memorial bridge hangout roughly 1230-430,
until it started raining again. At that point I decided to just walk up
to my classroom at Johns Hopkins and sleep outside under its overhang.<br /> <br />Funny
part about that is I was there for all of 15 minutes asleep when I was
woken up, BY THE SAME LARGE GENTLEMAN I INTERACTED WITH ON WEDNESDAY.
He was on his bike and asked me if I was okay at first, but then
quickly evolved into him asking if I wanted to come to his place. He
even was so kind as to get into some details of what would conceivably
go on at his place.<br /> <br />Needless to say I politely declined. I
would give anything to have seen my face when I saw him peering over my
blanket when I woke up. Wow, just wow. Not sure if I accurately
captured the humor/horror of this situation fully--but it was quite a
moment.<br /> <br />In any case, after he went off on his way, I decided to
actually sleep under the building. I burrowed myself in like a giant
mole.<br /> <br />That's pretty much the jist, but I could talk for hours
about it. Other highlights included my semi-naked bath in a sprinkler
outside a building one day. I thought I could sneak into a hotel pool,
but one of the things I learned (there were many) is that it is very
difficult to do that in DC. In fact some of the hotels I couldnt even
operate the elevator without a room key. So I gave up and used a
sprinkler. A personal thrill for me is by accident walking into a
kenner league basketball summer league game in Georgetown when I didnt
know there was one. Air conditioning. Free basketball. Money. <br /> <br />The
other main question was, how did I interact with other homeless people.
Pretty well is the short of it, although we didn't interact that much.
I was amazed at their talent for being unseen (one of my mistakes was
being to visible). Several times I'd be in a park or something late at
night, and I wouldn't notice a guy until I saw him stand up or heard
the flow of his urine stream. As far as my sign and my begging, I was
pretty careful not to intrude on anyone's begging corner.<br /> <br />Finally,
I want to thank C and Tarvis and wives, and Steve for aid
provided and helping to document all this. I also want to thank my new
special friend Holly who I met Saturday night--apparently I didn't look
all THAT bad by the end of the week.<br /> <br />Thanks for
everything--look forward to talking about the week more when I see
everybody some more in person....for now I guess I better get back to
work.<br /> <br />I mean, when you take leave to go homeless and then spend most of the morning writing about it on your company's dime---<br /> <br />Oh well, f### them.<br />_______________________<br /><br />oh and stay tuned, there's supposed to be a story about J on the news tonight. I'll post video if I can.<br /> ]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Homeless in DC - Conclusion</title>
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    <published>2008-07-07T15:12:23Z</published>
    <updated>2008-07-07T15:27:40Z</updated>

    <summary>The final update from C-

For those of you who were not able to make it to Capitol Lounge on Saturday night, I wanted to provide a brief recap and let you know that J did indeed make it through the week.

Since the last update there were a few interesting stories. Here is a brief recap.

v Thursday night, while sleeping in front of the Theodore Roosevelt Federal Building, J was startled when three young adults came running through the hedges looking for a quiet place to relieve themselves. He defended his bench by pulling out his pepper spray but never had a need to fire it at anyone. One of the intruders did make a &quot;Zoolander&quot; reference to J telling him to &quot;Derelick my b@lls.&quot; (video of our encounter with J that night can be found at www.steveheckmanonline.com)

v Friday J set up his pillow and blanket just outside the security fence of the mall, allowing him to listen to some music and see all of the people. His highlight of the week came when he met up with his friends who brought him an order of TGI Friday&apos;s chicken wings. He did have to fend off other homeless people while eating his wings in the park, but it was a small price to pay for a warm meal.

v Storms, sprinklers and security guards kept J moving around pretty much all of Friday night.

v Saturday was largely spent taking a victory lap past all of the places he slept throughout the week. As an added bonus, college basketball summer league games started Saturday at Georgetown University so J was able to catch a game and check out some of the incoming George Mason recruits. Yes, summer league games have free admission.

v Finally, Saturday night J arrived to Capitol Lounge around 10:30 wearing his cleanest white shirt and his signature Pikachu backpack. A hamburger, a cold beer and about 40 friends greeted him as he made his way in to the bar. His week even featured a surprise ending that not even a Hollywood script writer could have come up with. I&apos;ll, however, leave it a mystery except for those who made it out to greet him and witness it first hand.

Thanks to everyone who followed along this week and especially to all of you who made it out Saturday night. I&apos;m not sure we&apos;ll ever top this bet yet something tells me we&apos;ll someday give it a try.

So there, you have it, our epic tale comes to a close. And yes, the surprise ending is so insane that if I wrote about it, you would instantly think that this whole story is bullshit so I&apos;m just going to leave it a mystery as well.</summary>
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        <![CDATA[The final update from C-<br /><br />
<center><div class="quote"><i>For those of you who were not able to make
it to Capitol Lounge on Saturday night, I wanted to provide a brief
recap and let you know that J did indeed make it through the week.<br /><br />
 Since the last update there were a few interesting stories. Here is a brief recap.<br /><br /> v Thursday night, while sleeping in front of the Theodore
Roosevelt Federal Building, J was startled when three young adults came
running through the hedges looking for a quiet place to relieve
themselves. He defended his bench by pulling out his pepper spray but
never had a need to fire it at anyone. One of the intruders did make a
"Zoolander" reference to J telling him to "Derelick my b@lls." <br /><br />
v Friday J set up his pillow and blanket just outside the security
fence of the mall, allowing him to listen to some music and see all of
the people. His highlight of the week came when he met up with his
friends who brought him an order of TGI Friday's chicken wings. He did
have to fend off other homeless people while eating his wings in the
park, but it was a small price to pay for a warm meal.<br /><br />
v      Storms, sprinklers and security guards kept J moving around pretty much all of Friday night.<br /><br />
v Saturday was largely spent taking a victory lap past all of the
places he slept throughout the week. As an added bonus, college
basketball summer league games started Saturday at Georgetown
University so J was able to catch a game and check out some of the
incoming George Mason recruits. Yes, summer league games have free
admission.<br /><br />
v Finally, Saturday night J arrived to Capitol Lounge around 10:30
wearing his cleanest white shirt and his signature Pikachu backpack. A
hamburger, a cold beer and about 40 friends greeted him as he made his
way in to the bar. His week even featured a surprise ending that not
even a Hollywood script writer could have come up with. I'll, however,
leave it a mystery except for those who made it out to greet him and
witness it first hand.<br /><br /> Thanks to everyone who followed along this week and especially to
all of you who made it out Saturday night. I'm not sure we'll ever top
this bet yet something tells me we'll someday give it a try.</i><br /><div align="left"><br />So there, you have it, our epic tale comes to a close. And yes, the surprise ending is so insane that if I wrote about it, you would instantly think that this whole story is bullshit so I'm just going to leave it a mystery as well.<br /></div><div align="left"><br /></div>






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<entry>
    <title>Homeless in DC - pt. 6</title>
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    <published>2008-07-03T19:44:42Z</published>
    <updated>2008-07-03T19:49:02Z</updated>

    <summary>C just sent me an update on J

I just spoke to J and he does not think he will make it to the internet terminal today, but wanted to provide an update for his public. I will do my best to recap.

Last night for about the first time J was able to sleep through a good part of the night. He attributes it mainly to drinking Jack Daniels on an empty stomach, but he found a cozy bench behind the Lincoln Memorial right near the Memorial Bridge. He slept until around 4:00 AM, then began walking around the city again. He said he plans on possibly going back to the same location tonight for some rest.

J spent $2.00 of his remaining $5.00 on a grilled cheese sandwich today for lunch. He plans to do some serious begging this evening so he can have a few more meals before Saturday. He also spent the majority of today looking for a place to get himself cleaned up. He said his hair has started to get hard and his smell is becoming unbearable. After trying unsuccessfully to sneak his way in to several hotel swimming pools he finally settled for a running sprinkler near Johns Hopkins University. He said he had quite an audience watching him as he ran through the sprinkler (he did keep bottoms on) and washed himself as best he could. While not ideal, he does now feel a little better about himself.

Tonight is also J&apos;s final Arabic class of the week. He has said that his classmates all try to sit as far away from him as possible with late arrivers to class visibly upset that they are forced to sit nearby him. One positive today for J is that last night he decided to hide his textbooks in his classroom in an effort to lighten his backpack weight by a few pounds. Assuming they are still there this evening this will have proven to be a wise move.

Not sure what kind of update I will get out tomorrow. I will be downtown for the 4th and will definitely be checking in on J. I&apos;ll try to maybe send something out late tomorrow night or sometime Saturday. Regardless, I hope everyone can make it to Capitol Lounge on Saturday night. We will probably get there around 9:00 with J arriving sometime around 10:30 or 11:00. You are also welcome to send J emails congratulating him (or telling him how dumb he is for taking this bet) at jollayc at hotmail dot com.


so there you have it. He&apos;s not out of the woods yet, but he&apos;s hanging in there. As a bonus for the faithful that watch this thread, i&apos;ll link J&apos;s myspace page.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&amp;friendid=114371544</summary>
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        <![CDATA[C just sent me an update on J<br /><br /><i>I just spoke to J and he does not think he will make it to the internet
terminal today, but wanted to provide an update for his public. I will
do my best to recap.<br /><br />Last night for about the first time J was
able to sleep through a good part of the night. He attributes it mainly
to drinking Jack Daniels on an empty stomach, but he found a cozy bench
behind the Lincoln Memorial right near the Memorial Bridge. He slept
until around 4:00 AM, then began walking around the city again. He said
he plans on possibly going back to the same location tonight for some
rest.<br /><br />J spent $2.00 of his remaining $5.00 on a grilled cheese
sandwich today for lunch. He plans to do some serious begging this
evening so he can have a few more meals before Saturday. He also spent
the majority of today looking for a place to get himself cleaned up. He
said his hair has started to get hard and his smell is becoming
unbearable. After trying unsuccessfully to sneak his way in to several
hotel swimming pools he finally settled for a running sprinkler near
Johns Hopkins University. He said he had quite an audience watching him
as he ran through the sprinkler (he did keep bottoms on) and washed
himself as best he could. While not ideal, he does now feel a little
better about himself.<br /><br />Tonight is also J's final Arabic class of
the week. He has said that his classmates all try to sit as far away
from him as possible with late arrivers to class visibly upset that
they are forced to sit nearby him. One positive today for J is that
last night he decided to hide his textbooks in his classroom in an
effort to lighten his backpack weight by a few pounds. Assuming they
are still there this evening this will have proven to be a wise move.<br /><br />Not
sure what kind of update I will get out tomorrow. I will be downtown
for the 4th and will definitely be checking in on J. I'll try to maybe
send something out late tomorrow night or sometime Saturday.
Regardless, I hope everyone can make it to Capitol Lounge on Saturday
night. We will probably get there around 9:00 with J arriving sometime
around 10:30 or 11:00. You are also welcome to send J emails
congratulating him (or telling him how dumb he is for taking this bet)
at jollayc at hotmail dot com.<br /><br /></i><br />
so there you have it. He's not out of the woods yet, but he's hanging
in there. As a bonus for the faithful that watch this thread, i'll link
J's <a rel="nofollow" href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&amp;friendid=114371544" target="_blank">myspace page</a>. <br /> ]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Homeless in DC - pt. 5</title>
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    <published>2008-07-02T20:53:53Z</published>
    <updated>2008-07-02T21:21:26Z</updated>

    <summary>Here is J&apos;s update from this afternoon...
 
&quot;Had to hightail it out of Dupont after class last night.  Some gay guy wanted to know if I was on a camping trip--I told him there was no way I&apos;m pitching a tent here.  Anyway, stying clear of Dupont from now on at night.  Way too gay, and my homeless getup and A Pokemon backback I think makes them think I am desperate for money and half retarded; a combination no sex starved deviant can resist.
 
Some other guy accosted me when I neared my destination last night as well.  Wanted to know if I cooked.  Ugh.
 
My destination last night was my drop point Sunday--hope school in NE arpound 40th and Q.  Slept on a swingset and smoked a cigar, pretty good night.  Warm until 4 or so when I woke up cold.  Left around 515, walked my ASS off.  Uphill Foxhall to American.  American to UDC/Van Ness.  Then I went to zoo.  Saw pandas.  Saw all sorts of curious animals.  Ate some lettuce/carrots outside the monkey cage.  Hope they dont pput special monkey crap on it, but i FEEL fine.
 
Slept in Dupont which is much less gay 11am-3pm.  Money.
 
Things are okay but I want to sleep inside tonight.  Putting the huge hit on this 18 year old minkie in my class to hang out tonight at her place in Foggy Bottom.  But doubt I will have any success because I am starting to smell bad./weird combo of grime/sunscrren and bugspray.&quot; </summary>
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        <![CDATA[<div>Here is J's update from this afternoon...</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>

<i><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: navy; font-family: Arial;">"</span><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma;">Had
to hightail it out of Dupont after class last night.&nbsp; Some gay guy
wanted to know if I was on a camping trip--I told him there was no way
I'm pitching a tent here.&nbsp; Anyway, stying clear of Dupont from now on
at night.&nbsp; Way too gay, and my homeless getup and A Pokemon backback I
think makes them think I am desperate for money and half retarded; a
combination no sex starved deviant can resist.<br />
&nbsp;<br />Some other guy accosted me when I neared my destination last night as well.&nbsp; Wanted to know if I cooked.&nbsp; Ugh.<br />&nbsp;<br />My
destination last night was my drop point Sunday--hope school in NE
arpound 40th and Q.&nbsp; Slept on a swingset and smoked a cigar, pretty
good night.&nbsp; Warm until 4 or so when I woke up cold.&nbsp; Left around 515,
walked my ASS off.&nbsp; Uphill Foxhall to American.&nbsp; American to UDC/Van
Ness.&nbsp; Then I went to zoo.&nbsp; Saw pandas.&nbsp; Saw all sorts of curious
animals.&nbsp; Ate some lettuce/carrots outside the monkey cage.&nbsp; Hope they
dont pput special monkey crap on it, but i FEEL fine.<br />
&nbsp;<br />Slept in Dupont which is much less gay 11am-3pm.&nbsp; Money.<br />&nbsp;<br />Things
are okay but I want to sleep inside tonight.&nbsp; Putting the huge hit on
this 18 year old minkie in my class to hang out tonight at her place in
Foggy Bottom.&nbsp; But doubt I will have any success because I am starting
to smell bad./weird combo of grime/sunscrren and bugspray."</span></i> ]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Homeless in DC - pt. 4.5</title>
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    <published>2008-07-02T19:28:14Z</published>
    <updated>2008-07-02T21:20:58Z</updated>

    <summary>a quick blurb from C just came down the wire, he visited J last night.

No email from J yet today, but I did talk to him and he is alive. I spoiled him with a sandwich and some additions to his liquor supply last night and he seemed to be doing well. All he told me today was that it was an interesting night that he will write about later. He has spent $12 of his original $20, but made $5.25, so he still has about $13 left.

The official report of what was inside his Pokemon backpack :

A liter of Jack Daniels
A change of underwear
A spare t-shirt
A spare pair of socks
Several power bars and 100 calorie packs
Two Arabic text books
One word search book
$20 cash (agreed to amount going in to bet)
Health insurance card
ID
A water bottle
A prepaid cell phone w/charger (C got him 100 minutes for the week for
correspondence between C and J)
Contact lenses and solution
Bug spray
Sun tan lotion
A marker and a pen
A disposable camera
A Lighter (thought he left his cigars in C&apos;s car)
J also had a sofa pillow and a small blanket with him. 


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        <![CDATA[a quick blurb from C just came down the wire, he visited J last night.<br /><i><br /></i>
<div align="left"><center><i>No email from J yet today, but I did talk to
him and he is alive. I spoiled him with a sandwich and some additions
to his liquor supply last night and he seemed to be doing well. All he
told me today was that it was an interesting night that he will write
about later. He has spent $12 of his original $20, but made $5.25, so
he still has about $13 left.</i></center></div><br />The official report of what was inside his Pokemon backpack :<br />
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<pre>A liter of Jack Daniels<br />A change of underwear<br />A spare t-shirt<br />A spare pair of socks<br />Several power bars and 100 calorie packs<br />Two Arabic text books<br />One word search book<br />$20 cash (agreed to amount going in to bet)<br />Health insurance card<br />ID<br />A water bottle<br />A prepaid cell phone w/charger (C got him 100 minutes for the week for<br />correspondence between C and J)<br />Contact lenses and solution<br />Bug spray<br />Sun tan lotion<br />A marker and a pen<br />A disposable camera<br />A Lighter (thought he left his cigars in C's car)<br />J also had a sofa pillow and a small blanket with him. </pre><br /> ]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Homeless in DC - pt. 4</title>
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    <published>2008-07-01T20:52:00Z</published>
    <updated>2008-07-02T21:20:08Z</updated>

    <summary>J just sent the following email update:
 
&quot;I thought I had it made last night as I escaped the rain by darting in with a GW freshman orientation group into a building of classrooms.  I staked out aq classroom on the 2nd floor, closed the doors, and prepared to stay the night, with a nice view of a sorority house across the way.
 
But around 1130 a janitor found me and kicked me out, so I had to go out for a long night.  Its sucks when things are still wet, my blanket gets damp and then I satrt to get cold.  I spent half the night shivering on a bench in front of the kennedy center, and then half on a bench on the ellipse. 
 
I really couldnt sleep, but when dawn came around it finally started to gradually warm up--and I slept on the mall from about 8am-100pm.  I guess by default I&apos;m going to stay up most nights and sleep during the day now--I&apos;ve still got a good amount of jAck Daniels.
 
My powerbar rations and $ is getting low, I will have to beg again soon.  I couldnt resist getting a POTBELLY SUB TODAY WHEN I WOKE UP.  My sign is : temporarily homeless--and not all that bright--please help.&quot;

C is going to visit him tonight and bring him a care package. Talk about winning gracefully. I&apos;d bring his ass a big 40 oz of malt liquor and that&apos;s about it.
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        <![CDATA[J just sent the following email update:<br /><div>&nbsp;</div>
<div><i>"I thought I had it made last night as I escaped the rain by
darting in with a GW freshman orientation group into a building of
classrooms.&nbsp; I staked out aq classroom on the 2nd floor, closed the
doors, and prepared to stay the night, with a nice&nbsp;view of a sorority
house across the way.<br />
&nbsp;<br />But around 1130 a janitor found me and
kicked me out, so I had to go out for a long night.&nbsp; Its sucks when
things are still wet, my blanket gets damp and then I satrt to get
cold.&nbsp; I spent half the night shivering on a bench in front of the
kennedy center, and then half on a bench on the ellipse.&nbsp; <br />
&nbsp;<br />I
really couldnt sleep, but when dawn came around it finally started to
gradually warm up--and I slept on the mall from about 8am-100pm.&nbsp; I
guess by default I'm going to stay up most nights and sleep during the
day now--I've still got a good amount of jAck Daniels.<br />
&nbsp;<br />My
powerbar rations and $ is getting low, I will have to beg again soon.&nbsp;
I couldnt resist getting a POTBELLY SUB TODAY WHEN I WOKE UP.&nbsp; My sign
is : temporarily homeless--and not all that bright--please help."<br /></i><br />C is going to visit him tonight and bring him a care package. Talk about winning gracefully. I'd bring his ass a big 40 oz of malt liquor and that's about it.<br /></div> ]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Homeless in DC - pt. 3</title>
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    <published>2008-07-01T18:42:53Z</published>
    <updated>2008-07-02T21:19:42Z</updated>

    <summary>These were taken when J was dropped off 2 nights ago.

http://lh5.ggpht.com/dchristm/SGlKOAvLqMI/AAAAAAAAACc/bOcvXGMKVNE/DSC00302.JPG
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        <![CDATA[These were taken when J was dropped off 2 nights ago.<br /><br /><img src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/dchristm/SGlKOAvLqMI/AAAAAAAAACc/bOcvXGMKVNE/DSC00302.JPG?imgmax=512" />

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<entry>
    <title>Homeless in DC - pt. 2</title>
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    <published>2008-07-01T15:15:15Z</published>
    <updated>2008-07-02T21:18:03Z</updated>

    <summary>Here&apos;s an update I got from C this morning.

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Good morning everyone,
First off, here is J&apos;s email he sent yesterday afternoon from his first
day. He admitted it was brief but he was apparently in a hurry. He&apos;s
promised better tonight.

==============

            &quot;Slept at the LAB school in NW--woke up at 530 because the birds were loud.
            Walked like three miles to the mall, slept in between capitol and monument
            till 1000.  Left my reading glasses on mall will go back tomorrow and look
            for them.  Went to history natural museum.

            Begged for 2.25 used that to buy two one dollar chicken sandwiches.

            Thinking about sleeping somewhere near dupont tonight because im tired lazy
            to walk back to NW.  Will spend 830 on drinking jack and finding place to
            sleep.  It is hard to sleep in morning with loud birds.&quot;


===============

I spoke to J at about 10:30 last night and he was sitting in the back of
a freshman orientation session at George Washington University (it was
storming outside). He successfully then made it upstairs into an empty,
unlocked classroom where he planned to spend the night. The room apparently
even overlooked a sorority house across the street where J claimed to
have already seen a few girls in pajamas.

J definitely seems to be regretting only bringing two shirts, that are
white nonetheless, because his first one is already soiled with dirt and
grass stains. If you are going on a Where&apos;s Jollay trip at any point this
week to visit him, bringing a spare t-shirt might be even better than money
---------------------------------------------------------


so there you have it. If i can find out where he&apos;ll be on monday i&apos;ll try to go visit him. I&apos;ll continue to post updates here as they come in.
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        <![CDATA[Here's an update I got from C this morning.<br />
<br />
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<i>Good morning everyone,</i><br />
<i>First off, here is J's email he sent yesterday afternoon from his first<br />
day. He admitted it was brief but he was apparently in a hurry. He's<br />
promised better tonight.</i><br />
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==============<br />
<br /><blockquote><blockquote><blockquote><div align="left">
"Slept at the LAB school in NW--woke up at 530 because the birds were loud.<br />
Walked like three miles to the mall, slept in between capitol and monument<br />
till 1000. &nbsp;Left my reading glasses on mall will go back tomorrow and look<br />
for them. &nbsp;Went to history natural museum.<br />
<br />
Begged for 2.25 used that to buy two one dollar chicken sandwiches.<br />
<br />
Thinking about sleeping somewhere near dupont tonight because im tired lazy<br />
to walk back to NW. &nbsp;Will spend 830 on drinking jack and finding place to<br />
sleep. &nbsp;It is hard to sleep in morning with loud birds."<br /></div></blockquote></blockquote></blockquote>
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===============<br />
<i><br />
I spoke to J at about 10:30 last night and he was sitting in the back of<br />
a freshman orientation session at George Washington University (it was<br />
storming outside). He successfully then made it upstairs into an empty,<br />
unlocked classroom where he planned to spend the night. The room apparently<br />
even overlooked a sorority house across the street where J claimed to<br />
have already seen a few girls in pajamas.<br /><br />
J definitely seems to be regretting only bringing two shirts, that are<br />
white nonetheless, because his first one is already soiled with dirt and<br />
grass stains. If you are going on a Where's Jollay trip at any point this<br />
week to visit him, bringing a spare t-shirt might be even better than money</i>
<br />---------------------------------------------------------<br /><br /><br />so there you have it. If i can find out where he'll be on monday i'll try to go visit him. I'll continue to post updates here as they come in.<br /> ]]>
        
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