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the exies - once in a lifetime
 

Jory's Craigslist Post

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The following was posted on Craigslist, and then the video is a summary of the responses:

Funny, young, sexy girl ready for some fun. - w4m - 24 (SFV)


Reply to: pers-797553262@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-08-15, 12:15AM PDT


I'm a pretty normal girl. I grew up with two Christian parents, went to Catholic school, and graduated from UCLA. I'm 24, slim, and blonde, with green eyes. I've been in two long term relationships; one didn't work out because he had to move for work, but I had to finish school. The other didn't work because he was kind of a jerk.

It's been a few months and now I'm single and ready to mingle. Here's the thing, though. There's something I've always wanted to try. I was thinking one night, I would take you out and we'd get a drink, maybe have a nice dinner. And then you'd come back to my place and we'd sit on my couch, cuddle a little. Then I'd kiss you, or you'd kiss me. We start to get more and more passionate and then head back into my bedroom. I'd push you down on my bed and get on top of you. We'd shed our clothes quickly while still kissing passionately until we're both completely naked. Then, I would take a shit on your stomach. Your dick would grow harder and then we'd fuck until we both come, intensely, at the same time. We'd relax for awhile in my bed and you would feel free to stay over, or leave whenever you wished.

Does this sound good to you? Shoot me a message. Only serious replies please.


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This story was on last night at 11pm and again at 5am today.

http://www.wusa9.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=74029&catid=158


WASHINGTON, DC (WUSA)-- During the last week in June, Chris Jollay slept, ate and panhandled on the streets of the District. The 36-year-old Alexandria, Va. government contractor says he did it for a bet.

The Bet

Jollay is a longtime Milwaukee Brewers fan. His college friend David Christman cheers for the Philadelphia Phillies. The two George Mason alumni bet in 2007 on which team would have a better season.

"We do a bet every year," Jollay tells WUSA9.com.

Jollay says winning money wasn't fun anymore. So, the friends agreed upon a different reward.

If Jollay won, then the single man would get to live the domestic life. Jollay was the best man at Christman's wedding.

"I would have gotten to move in with [Christman's] wife. She'd have to cook me dinner and I'd go to her slumber parties and [Christman would] move into my place," Jollay says.

If Jollay lost, then he'd have to go homeless in the District for one week. Jollay did lose. In 2007 the Phillies record (89 - 73) outshone the Brewer's record (83 - 79).

The question remained if Jollay would follow through. For one reason, Jollay was transitioning between jobs. Ironically, he needed to take care of his livelihood before going homeless.

Jollay says he keeps bets. "Well I had to. You have to honor a bet. I'm big into that. If you give your word to something, you should do it."

This June Jollay finally had enough vacation time to fulfill the bet. "I did tell some people at my job what I was doing for vacation. They thought kinda I was nuts," he says.

Going Homeless

Around 2 a.m. Sunday, June 29, 2008, friends dropped Jollay off on Foxhall Road in northwest DC. He wore a white t-shirt and shorts, sneakers and reading glasses.

He says he felt too conspicuous when he was trying to sleep. "I was nervous the whole time," Jollay tells WUSA9.com.

He talked to some homeless but kept mostly to himself. He didn't have much exposure to homeless people before taking on the bet. "I've given to charities but I've never really [come into much contact.]"

"One of the mistakes I made was...I wore light clothing...I would be [sleeping on a] bench and the [homeless] guy was next to me...and I didn't see him," he says. He says he was also cold at night wearing only shorts.

According to the bet, Jollay was allowed to carry one bag of items. Christman approved all of the items. Jollay says, he carried 12 power bars and 100-calorie snacks, a disposable camera, $20 dollars, contact lens, a marker and pen, and a bottle of Jack Daniels.

"I brought a big bottle of that, just to pass the time. Especially when it was cold...made the nights go faster."

He also added a change of underwear and white t-shirt, sunscreen, bug spray and pepper spray. For sleeping, he carried a woven blanket and couch pillow.

"A lot of people thought I was a weirdo with the Pokemon backpack and pillow and blanket," Jollay says.

Instead of a trash bag, he carried his 8-year-old Pokemon backpack. He tells WUSA9.com he's a fan of the Pokemon. But more importantly, he had to carry two Arabic language textbooks.

Jollay took a break from work, but he continued to attend an Arabic language class in Dupont Circle. He says he signed up for the class as part of his career development. From Monday to Thursday, he went to the three-hour language class.

To keep in touch Christman bought Jollay a pre-paid cell phone with 100 minutes. Jollay only used his cell phone to call Christman daily. Mutual friend Steve Heckman would post Jolly's updates on a website.

"There [was] certainly, the daily concern," Christman says. Christman visited Jollay frequently and brought with him water, food, and cigars.

"On Monday, I went to Boston Market and [bought] him a chicken sandwich, mashed potatoes and drink." Christman says.

Jollay ventured around Capitol Hill, Georgetown, Dupont Circle and Woodley Park. He says sometimes men did harass him.

"Sexual harassment is alive in colleges and also in the streets," says Michael Stoops, Acting Executive Director of the National Coalition for the Homeless.

Stoops learned of Jollay's experience and says it was an accurate experience.

"I think he did it in an ethical, challenging way," Stoops says.

"I was kinda nervous that something would happen to me. I didn't sleep where I wasn't secure. I went off the beaten path where no one would bother me." Jollay says.

He lost his reading glasses Monday when he left them unattended.

He says it was the hardest to find a place to sleep. "That was the worst part, trying to decide that. It varied every night." When he did sleep, he would be frequently disturbed by noise from people or birds. On average, he got 3 hours of uninterrupted sleep.

He says on Friday three drunken young men ran around his sleeping body near George Washington University.

"I jumped up. They scared the life out of me." Jollay says he almost used his pepper spray.

His sleeping areas included the National Mall, a field at The Lab School of Washington in Northwest Washington and a swing set in Northeast Washington.

"I got a little bit of flack because I hung out at the playground. It seemed like I was a weirdo pedophile, the way I looked," he says.

On other nights, he slept on a concrete bench near the Memorial Bridge and benches by the Kennedy Center and the Ellipse. He says he wanted to stretch out his 6'4 body but short benches posed a problem.

His roughest nights were when it rained: "Its sucks when things are still wet, my blanket gets damp and then I [start] to get cold," he says on friend Steve Heckman's website.

Thursday the two friends Christman and Heckman visited Jollay sleeping near the Theodore Roosevelt Building.

"I couldn't believe it. He was fatigued. His spirits were pretty low I thought," Heckman says. I thought I'd expect the Jollay I'd always knew...kinda upbeat, not serious."

Jollay was also surprised at how desperately he wanted to quit. "All Thursday and Friday, I was tired and I was just kinda dehydrated. I just missed the comforts of home."

During the day, he says he walked. "I lost 10 pounds. I was kinda surprised. Because I'm kind of a skinny guy...I walked so much, like just miles and miles."

He visited the Natural History Museum and the National Zoo. At the zoo, he ate lettuce and carrots left unattended by the zookeeper inside the monkey house.

"It was just left out in front of the door."

He says he got $12 from panhandling. He made a sign stating: "temporarily homeless but not too bright, please help."

"I was kinda careful to stay away from someone who was panhandling more than me?When people asked [why I was homeless,] I said I'd been kicked out by my girlfriend. I didn't want to patronize anybody or offend."

He did purchase a Potbelly's sandwich and $1 chicken sandwiches from McDonald's when he wasn't panhandling.

"I got hungry and weaker toward the end of the week."

Public city water fountains and sprinklers provided some hydration. And he'd used public restrooms in McDonald's, Burger King, and Starbucks.

Leaving Homelessness

His experience ended the night of July 5, 2008. He immediately attended a party with 30+ friends at Capitol Lounge near Capitol Hill. He drank his first beer under air conditioning.

He showered immediately . He slept six hours before going to his part-time job at Dulles.

Jollay says he lost weight and got a taste of the hardships facing homeless people. The 198-pound man says it was worth his vacation time.

"I could have spent it on the beach but I've done it many times...Most people haven't done this," Jollay says.

He noticed people still treated him fairly well because despite his unkempt appearance, he didn't look like a complete homeless.

"Even though I did it, I still didn't feel like it was really, really homeless. I can only imagine what I was like if I didn't have that 20 dollars and [help from my friends.]"

Written by Elizabeth Jia
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Visioneers

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Did you know?

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This video is bad ass, and the Last of the Mohicans Theme is only a small reason why.

The Enron Loophole

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I don't usually care much for Olbermann, but this is some crazy shit.

teaser for the new Kevin Smith film:


Be sure to take out the battery first.

props to smuglas for the tip.

spider

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in other news i'm going to the beach this week, peace bitches!

The Turtleman

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Lost Generation

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Freakin cool.

Pretty effin amazing, had to post this.

Predator Rap

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freakin awesome.

INternET RandOMNesS

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Andrew W.K. was inspired by the poetry of the McLaughlin Group to make this song.

In other news, I have a kick ass new vidya game.


Play against me online: my friend code is 1547 4899 1239.

Update on life: Last weekend was great, went home to visit the family and friends. Did lots of fun activities and ate great food. No traffic whatsoever. Badassery.

This week at work has been chill. I have a brand new pile of groceries, and I get to watch LOST tonight. life is good.

Catch you websluts later!

Black Twig Pickin'

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The Black Twigs

Elizabeth, take it down

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This is the best director in this history of pundit TV. Props to Watts for the vid.

In this series, Donnie walks us through some of the reasons why we suck and photoshop and teaches us how to improve our skills, all the while spinning deeper and deeper into the downward spiral of a failed marriage. Courtesy of My Damn Channel.





Mimms sent me this WINclip.
It get's posted to sweb.

Went to see the new Paul Thomas Anderson last night w/ the roommate. Very very impressive movie. Of course, if you see Daniel Day Lewis's name anywhere near a film you know its going to be top tier.


This is the kind of actor that can have an entire movie revolve around his character and bring a strong enough performance to pull it off. Day-Lewis is known for never coming out of character throughout the entire shooting schedule of his films, and also for being very selective. He's only been in 4 films over the past 10 years, and it's not because he's not in demand. It's the main reason he is in demand.

And not to mention this next scene, one of the coolest in history, from Last of the Mohicans. This isn't just focused on the acting, but just the awesome feeling you get when you watch these movies. If you can with this clip without getting goosebumps you deserve to have your ass kicked.

I've actually walked where they walk in this scene, shot at Chimney Rock NC. Very cool spot.

All Dead by 27

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The Big Sandwich Montage
 
Let's hope Ethiopia never gets the internet...

Jobs = L. Ron

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You can have a cat without being a cat lady...
Can you have a mac without being a Mac Head?
This whole thing reeks of Scientology to me.

Tom Waits - Bad Liver

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No words. Just no words.

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Ignore the 2nd guy, but the first and last dudes are worth it.
 

Fun Japanese Game Show

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You can play along in your cubicle at work!

PUNT!

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This is what every man feels like doing when a girl reveals that she won't sleep with him.

T.O. talks to the press, and comes out and does what 99% of NFL players don't have the balls to do, and that is show heart in defeat. Philly fan's hate him because he didn't play with heart while he was an Eagle. Don't get me wrong, he played to the best of his physical ability, and he played with fire and emotion because of his own selfish desires to succeed and be the best. But as a Cowboy, he plays with heart. He cares about his teammates (especially his man-crush Tony Romo) because he now knows that when you can be at that level of excellence with your team, you're better than you can be alone. Redskin's fans hate T.O. because of the long time rivalry, and his showstopper attitude and style. Plus it's pretty easy to hate everyone as a Redskin fan, you're just tortured year after year with some bullshit or another. Giants fans hate him because even he could catch most of the shitty throws that Eli Manning puts up. There are plenty of Giants fans, but not many who are willing to admit that they are an Eli fan. Face it, you know if T.O. was playing for you, you might have a chance to be great.

Why do I like T.O. ?

That is a good question.

I didn't always like him. I used to think he was a bit ridiculous. When he chugged a bottle of pills to get some attention, i thought he was pretty lame. But now at this point, looking back and taking it all in, you can really see that he's just another human being. He does his job, he does it to the best of his abilities, and then he goes home. He not only has to look himself in the mirror every night, but he has to look into the glass of the camera lens, so we can all see the same face he does. When he's afraid to look into his own eyes, then we don't get to either, but he still answers to his boss, the American football-fan. He defends his quarterback like he was his fellow soldier in battle. He has come to be a role model the way that almost every other football player isn't.
This guy wins the Oscar for best use of eye movement in a youtube video.

Watch the first 10 seconds of this video.

Just saying, the bitch is a freakin ROBOT. Even little kids can see right through the bullshit.

clinton_schoolgirl.jpg And W. obviously wasn't the greatest President, but the man had comedic timing. You gotta give him that.

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Casa Bonita

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This will be me in 4 days.
 

Yes, I am going to Casa Bonita in Denver Colorado. For Serious. I'm also going Skiing at Breckenridge for a week, but that's not the point of the trip, obviously.
LCD Soundsystem - All My Friends

 
10 years from now, when I'm in my mid-thirties, will i still be as close with as many friends as I am now? Will you? It's hard to picture life without having that immediate locality to my friends that I've become accustomed to. But things change, people move away and sometimes grow apart. I never picture myself without a family and friends, but none of us controls the future. Will I end up looking back on the good ol' days, and lamenting how far away they seem to be?

And if it's crowded, all the better,
because we know
we're gonna be up late.
But if you're worried about the weather
then you picked the wrong place to stay
That's how it starts

I never imagine my life 10 years from now without a family and close friends. But I feel like it's my responsibility to not act as if that is just how it's going to be; to not forsake the time I have.

And to tell the truth.
Oh, this could be the last time.
So here we go,
like a sail's force into the night


Some how I'm nearly certain that I will look back one day and repeat the last lines of this song.

If I could see all my friends tonight.

For more info about this song, check out this great article on Slate.

My kids will also be british.


om nom nom nom.

Awesome Wii Hack

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Johnny Lee is an amazing talent in computer science and has been hacking the wii to make it show it's full gaming potential. Check out his latest project.

Head down to the mall and watch the kids who just got a pair of those heelie shoes with wheels bust their asses since they haven't learn how to walk again. I walked in the food court for lunch today and it was like a freakin ice rink in there. Little bastards hangin onto their moms as they fell all over the place. Hilarious.


almost as good as this jackass:

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